The other night, I watched Bitch Slap, a movie about three slutty women who find themselves involved in a top-secret crime and reward. It was absolutely horrible; although there was no one to blame, we watched it for the sole purpose of making fun of it.
What I did not expect, was the intense amount of unnecessary graphic violence included throughout the entire film. These scenes range from breaking someone's penis, to raking someone in the chest, to slicing someone with a bladed yo-yo, to ho-hum explosions of cars.
Between scenes of utter ridiculousness and name-calling, was basically soft-core porn.
Beautiful combination, no? So. Basically....hilarious, but hardly thought provoking. Except, in the end, they throw in a line to attempt any deep train of thought; as if the writers looked over their work and decided to make a last effort to save it.
Four words:
IT DID NOT WORK
As promising as the title made it, it will never be a good movie, and it will never be anything more than a video to either make fun of or to enjoy lesbian make out scenes. As a disclaimer: we had no idea what the movie was about when picking. We're not creepy, we promise! But we do enjoy a good laugh, which was the only thing Bitch Slap is good for.
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